Neil Gaiman says:

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pic by Allan Amato

Tuesday, July 18, 2006

Big wheels keep on turning



Yes, this is how I'm feeling lately. Spinning Spinning! Not too unusual I guess! The exciting adventures as an NRFU Program enumerator continue. I missed a Monday meeting because of a mix-up, but Thurs. there is another one. Hurray :-) So, I'm just poring over the material and trying to keep it all straight in the old cranium. We'll see friends... which will crack first..?

Fun times at 40 degrees with the humidex! Life doesn't get meltier than that. Thank G*d for central air. Of course, we haven't had our hydro bill yet... Eeep. At Midnight last night, just as the lightning and thunder were building up, Clay locked himself out of his room! You have to understand that the twinkie who "built" this house (or at least "maintained" it) installed 4 different doors in the upstairs hall, all of which are outside doors with different locks. And yes, we have no keys!

So, there I was, perched on a kitchen chair at the back of the house with a long screwdriver, trying to pry the window open. And the lightning's flashing all around. Um... not my brightest moment I reckon! No luck. We tried picking the lock, and because of wooden molding beside the knob, were unable to use a shim (or credit card) to pop it.

Finally, after cursing, thumping, and trying everything but: Clay struck the knob off with a hammer. It took a few blows, and me peeling up the metal with my pliers. But eventually the knob came off. And the lock mechanism (at least the bolt that kept the door shut) could be clearly seen, and opened.

Victory!

Today I finished & mailed my first assignment for the Institute of Children's Literature. It felt good finishing it up (after only 3 months or so of procrastination.) You may think that the Institute is a scam to get money, but they don't accept just *ANYONE, and yes, you get 6 College credits when you finish the course.

Speaking of which, I Googled the ICL and discovered a hilarious site called Silver Ladder Studios. Creator Shane's stuff had me in stitches! Highly recommend reading not only the *"Rejected: a little fun with the institute of children's literature" but also some of the other weird things on this site. They had me laughing. And I can tell you, I really *really* needed some laughter the last little while.

Well, Cheerio and goodnight, sweet darlinks.

--Suz.

PS Happy, Happy Birthday Lianne! I hope that the cowboy boots fit!!

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Glad I could make you smile. Glad you enjoyed the site.

Cheers,
Shane

Eifriger said...

Thanks again, Shane; I love your sense of humour and great creative bent. I may even have something for your "Chinglish" files if I can find the directions to this Mahjongg card-game I picked up awhile ago; very funny.
All best,
Suzanne.

R2K said...

: )

Eifriger said...

Hi Alex,
Man, I checked out your blog and had some chuckles too; thanks! I loved the pic of the Kraken vs Sperm Whale vs T-Rex on the open sea with lightning! WHOO! Also, Mr. T in Elysium was hysterical. Thanks for dropping by--
Suz.